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THE TWENTY-THIRD POUND
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THE TWENTY-THIRD POUND
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My appetite is my shepherd. Yea, though I knoweth I Gaineth, Surely bulges and excess weight shallI Always Want.
It maketh me to sit down and stuff myself.
It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.
It leadeth me in the path of
Burger King for a Whopper.
It destroyeth my shape.
I will not Stop Eating,
For the Food Tasteth so Good.
The Ice Cream and Cookies, they comfort me.
When the table is spread for me,
It Exciteth me,
For I knoweth that soon I shall dig in!
As I filleth my plate continuously,
My clothes runneth smaller.
Follow me all the days of my life,
