Title: Lessons From A Mother
Author: Jerry N Watts
Text: 1 Samuel 1:1-28
Happy Mother's Day. (TEXT CALL) Please note the title of the message. All of us can
identify with that because we all 'learn' from mom! What Mom's teach (TIC):
- About logic: "If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, don't come crying to me."
- About maturity: "Eat your vegetables or you'll never grow up."
- About religion: "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."
- About time travel: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
- About contradictions: "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
- About contortionism: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
- About perseverance: "You are going to sit here until you eat every last piece of that broccoli."
- About genetics: "You're just like your father."
- About the weather: "It looks like a tornado swept through your room."
- About the circle of life: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
Now, you may be person who get offended as such things as this, but for me, I
wished my mom was here so, ONCE AGAIN, I could take through this list just as a
reminder because I know what she would do. She would point her finger at me, with
a smile on her and say, "Not did I say those, they are still true, you want to try me?"
And I never did try her. My mom was so much fun. She was notorious for getting
tickled at herself and when we guys joined, all she could do was sit down and laugh. I
miss her - she was glue and fun of the family.
Moms have a special place in our lives. An 8-year-old wrote a note to his mom
saying, "Mom, here is a box of candy I bought you for Mother's day. It is very good
candy; I know because I already ate 3 pieces."
Two siblings, 4 and 6 years old, saved their money and bought their mother a house
plant. She was elated. The old child was sad, and she wanted to know why. He said,
"There was a beautiful bouquet that we w ...
Author: Jerry N Watts
Text: 1 Samuel 1:1-28
Happy Mother's Day. (TEXT CALL) Please note the title of the message. All of us can
identify with that because we all 'learn' from mom! What Mom's teach (TIC):
- About logic: "If you fall out of that tree and break your neck, don't come crying to me."
- About maturity: "Eat your vegetables or you'll never grow up."
- About religion: "You better pray that comes out of the carpet."
- About time travel: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
- About contradictions: "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
- About contortionism: "Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck?"
- About perseverance: "You are going to sit here until you eat every last piece of that broccoli."
- About genetics: "You're just like your father."
- About the weather: "It looks like a tornado swept through your room."
- About the circle of life: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
Now, you may be person who get offended as such things as this, but for me, I
wished my mom was here so, ONCE AGAIN, I could take through this list just as a
reminder because I know what she would do. She would point her finger at me, with
a smile on her and say, "Not did I say those, they are still true, you want to try me?"
And I never did try her. My mom was so much fun. She was notorious for getting
tickled at herself and when we guys joined, all she could do was sit down and laugh. I
miss her - she was glue and fun of the family.
Moms have a special place in our lives. An 8-year-old wrote a note to his mom
saying, "Mom, here is a box of candy I bought you for Mother's day. It is very good
candy; I know because I already ate 3 pieces."
Two siblings, 4 and 6 years old, saved their money and bought their mother a house
plant. She was elated. The old child was sad, and she wanted to know why. He said,
"There was a beautiful bouquet that we w ...
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